Screeching–Is this normal “Boydom”?
Do all boys have to get up to 100 decibals when left to their own devices? Liam screeched all weekend. I am exhausted.
Do all boys have to get up to 100 decibals when left to their own devices? Liam screeched all weekend. I am exhausted.

This is the constant new phrase from my Liam, a true encyclopediac font of scientific trivia, and sometimes, honestly, I don’t even sound interested when I respond.
Just today he used this phrase to preface a query to his father about the little known fact that lava cannot harden under water at about 10 a.m.
At about 7 p.m. he asked me, “Mom, did you know that when the brain shuts down the blood cells die?”
I write this down now because some day even I won’t believe it. And I’d like to say we would be saved from it if he got more age-appropriate videos. But honestly, he sees as much Bakugan Battle Brawl as he does the History Channel’s “Deep Space Disasters.”
He’s a sponge. I birthed a sponge. Please God let him be so flipping good at Karate that he can hold his own when the topic on the playground in Kindergarten is a little more mundane and kids want him to stop talking about space, volcanoes or the human body!
Meanwhile, charming Lexy still has no therapy helpers, (grr!), but did show me he understands the baby sign for dog, and said “clock” quite distinctly three times. We go to the orthopedist tomorrow to see if he needs foot braces to help him learn to walk.
Two such different boys, and both such loves. I told Liam a mom’s heart doubles each time she has a kid because we love each of them with our whole heart. He liked this idea of a chain of hearts inside one’s body.
I just heard Liam ask his dad if he knew that tornadoes are a convergence of hot and cold air. And that lava doesn’t move in a certain way. Our house is a damned National Geographic slide show thanks to Liam.
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My two sons are “4 and three quarters” as Big L keeps remnding me, and 16 months, as Little L doesn’t remind me, since he only says “nah,nah”, “nigh, nigh” and “that”.
I am a terrible diary keeper, so this is likely to be an utter disaster, but I think I should try at least to record these moments of our small, mundane, ephemeral, and yes, precious lives. We aren’t particularly important people, not famous, overly successful or smart, but every day my kids amaze me, and I know that as old as I am now, (40, uggh) I will quickly forget 90 percent of the cute things they did or said. My husband is cute too. So, I am surrounded by cute boys. Hence, these are my adventures in boydom.
Welcome to the fun.